micro-12-24-2019
A quiet Christmas Eve with my daughter at her mom's. Sipping my bourbon, listening to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir sing Christmas music. Happy holidays everyone.
micro-12-17-2019
Someday, I'll become much better at selling myself. It's so difficult to convince people that I can do the job when I'm easy going and soft-spoken. Not everyone needs to be...
micro-12-11-2019
Is there anything more annoying than being on hold for longer than 5 minutes?
micro-12-02-2019
You know your daughter is growing up when she requests the Lindor advent calendar instead of the Kinder Surprise one.
micro-11-24-2019
Don’t you hate it when you’re standing there waiting for the water to boil and then after ten minutes you realize you never turned on the burner? I need my coffee.
micro-10-25-2019
Have you ever realized how difficult it is to type after four double bourbons? Neither have I.
micro-10-15-2019
My favourite part about property management is doing a move-out with one set of tenants telling me how hard they worked at cleaning it, leaving it in better shape, and then the...
micro-10-10-2019
It really sucks when you have so much on your mind that you can’t sleep.
micro-10-03-2019
Isn’t it funny how your brain can wake itself up (or stay awake) when stressed but can sleep through alarms and other disturbances?
micro-09-14-2019
Is there a word that has more pairs of double letters in it than committee?
micro-09-14-2019
Do you know how you receive a pay cheque, think it's good money, but then you start deducting all your expenses and realize you don't really have as much as you'd like? Yeah.
micro-08-27-2019
My daughter’s current obsession is ‘Pick a Puppy’ on Nat Geo channel. DO NOT WATCH if you don’t have self-control or you may end up with a house full of puppies.
micro-08-24-2019
It’s so weird when you think to look up someone who you considered as a friend on Facebook and discover a memorial group for them because they passed away last year. (He did...
micro-08-18-2019
Staying in a tent at a campground in Delta this weekend. I must say, there’s nothing quite like waking up at 6am listening to the sounds of people packing up their tents or...
micro-08-16-2019
Penalty for saying, “I’m bored,” when I was a kid: 25 cents. Penalty for my daughter complaining on this trip: $10 off her budget at IKEA for her bedroom. Inflation.